Monday, October 31, 2011

weekend in letter form:)

Dear Monday,
I truly despise you.
Who do I speak to about getting Mondays taken off the weekly schedule??
I would like to write a strongly worded letter to them.
Sincerely, disgruntled person

Dear Keys,
Why must you evade me constantly??
I had the best of intentions when I put you in a super special spot last night.
Knowing in the am, when my brain is fuzzy, pre coffee that I would not be able to find you.
If there was ever a time for an inanimate object to come to life this morning would have been it!
I apologize for growling at you when I did find you.
Sincerely, the crazy lady that was pulling her hair out this am.

Dear Gavin,
Thanks for helping me look for my keys this am.
Although, I'm fairly certain I would not have put my keys in your pretend kitchen or in the toilet.
I appreciate the effort and genuine concern you had.
That is until you found a toy that absolutely needed to be played with. ;)
Love, your crazy mommy

Dear Weekend,
Why do you always leave so quick??
I could relive Saturday over and over.
Yes, I stayed in sweats most of the day.
Yes, I may have watched a few movies and drank some amaze coffee.

There was a pretty good omelet in there too!
It's gone...
sloth like
Playing pirates and making wishes was awesome too!
besos, si

Dear To Whom it May Concern,
Awesome signage!
I really had to pee, before I saw this sign.
No worries, I obeyed it!

Dear Pumpkin,
Sorry you are still on the porch, uncarved...
Im not good with knives.
I ultimately would lose a finger or two.
Although, I have duct tape.
I didn't feel like taking the risk.
My fingers thank me!

loves, me

That's all, peace out rabbit!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Wanna know every lil detail about me??

Well, tough!
Here goes:)

How do you like your steak? medium rare, I like it pink in the middle!

What is the last movie you saw at the theater? Paranormal Activity 3, so scary!

What is your favorite salad dressing? ranch, but im picky about ranch...

What kind of vehicle do you drive? 2008 Kia Spectra

What is your dream vehicle? don't laugh. an old beat up red convertible bug. Ive always wanted one!

What would you do with a million dollars? buy my red convertible bug, a house, vacation, my parents and seester a house. go back to school and stuff the rest in my mattress. Keeping it mexi style;)
What is your favorite fragrance? Clean. I don't like over powering smells. I won't breathe around people I don' t know.

Are you a people watcher? oh lord yes!
Are you a morning person or a night owl? night owl! I can stay up way late and still have energy!!

What are your favorite pizza toppings? olives, mushrooms, pepperoni, sausage, onions, pineapple, ham, ummm...

What is your favorite flower? I don't think I really have one... I like yellow roses. anything out of the ordinary that comes from the heart. No joke a dandelion would make me smile:)

What is your proudest accomplishment? my son, hands down! He amazes me every day!

What are your personal weaknesses? Strengths? weakness - I'm naive, I trust too much and open myself up to people. strength- I stand up for what I believe in.

What is your favorite book? Not even possible to list. One book that I will read over and over for some reason is Through the looking glass. The book that has a different take on Alice in Wonderland. I would buy every copy of that book.
What are your current favorite songs? bruno mars' new song, cant remember but love it!

What is your favorite color? dark blue, hunter green, dark purple. Can't pick one

What is your favorite drink, alcoholic and non? Margaritas!!! coffee is a close second!

Do you drink coffee? Im pretty sure my blood is actually coffee! so heck yes!

Do you go to church? no...
Do you wear contacts or glasses? contacts, but I rock my nerds every so often. give my balls(eye) a break. I hate wearing my nerds tho.

Who is your favorite reality TV star? Bethenny Frankel & the  kardashians ( I'm pretty sure we could hang, bible!)
Which would make you feel more appreciated by your significant other: bringing home flowers, doing a chore without being asked, or asking you on a date? hmmm , loaded question. If you know me, you know what I would like...
What year did you graduate high school and did you go to any reunions? 2000 and yes, lame-o!

If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be? quiet and shy. Complete opposite of what I try to be now.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I love my name! and I love the nicknames that friends come up with.

What names do you you like for future children? I have my gavin.

Have you ever broken a bone? never, well, toes, if those count! they do hurt like a mother!

Do you set New Year’s resolutions? no way
Are you an emotional person? yes, by myself. I don't like people to see me cry.

What is something unique about you? I have a superpower! I can make anyone laugh:)

Do you like to cook? Bake? love cooking! hate baking.

What is something that makes you feel good? my friends:) doing random acts of kindness.

How many siblings do you have? uno!

How fast do you type? pretty damn fast!

What is your skin tone? Im half mexi, but the whitest mexi you'll ever meet!
What is your favorite quote? it is what it is
What makes you proud? my son. the crazy things that come out of his mouth:)
What are your goals in life? be happy...

What books are on your current reading list? im reading four.

What’s on your Christmas list? a nice camera! that's all, nothing exciting...
How many times have you been in a wedding? too many! okay, only two soon to be three, then im done seriously ladies!!

What is your favorite accent? Least favorite? aussie, swoon!

What is something you can’t wait to do? hmmm...

Who do you go to to vent about things? sara, ashleigh, kristin, tami and nicole!

What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day? snuggle, read a book, sit in front of the fire, watch a movie... then go jump in the puddles and get muddy!

Fill in the blank friday!

Im a happy girl today...
I'll leave it at that:)

1.   When I was a kid I wanted to be  a teacher when I grew up. I love kids!

2.   As an adult, my dream job would be  working in a bookstore!  Im in heaven when I walk into a bookstore and take a deep breath! Especially old book stores. Im a nerd, Im aware!

3.  W hen I was younger I wanted to be just like Julie Andrews, true story! The hills are alive with the sound of music and a spoonfull of sugar helps the medicine go down...

4. The childhood Halloween costume that I remember most was when I was   catwoman! My mom made it and it was bad ass!! I thought I was sexy! rarrr!

5.  My favorite childhood toy was  barbies, duh! My seester and I had a million of them! She liked to draw on their faces, rip their heads off and cut their hair. She was not allowed to touch mine! They would go to the mall, to the movies and have sex with ken in a shoebox in the closet. what?
6.  The time I got into the biggest amount of trouble when I was a kid was when I  Umm, did I get into trouble?? My seester and I got kicked off a bus for a full on fist fight in elementary school, she stabbed me in the eye with a fork, I locked her in the chicken coop for a couple of hours. I could get her to scream at me by just giving her a look. haha, that got her in to trouble all the time. She punched me in the stomach once and my mom ran over her prized barbie car with her car twice! That's traumatizing right there! I have so many more stories of her and I, but I must get her permission especially to tell the story about how one day she had bigger ta-ta's than me in elementary school, lol! She's gonna kill me:)
7.  I get daily inspiration from  fellow bloggers, pinterest, friends, family and my son:)

I think # 6 was my favorite!!

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Eff, Marry, Kill!

Eff, Marry, Kill

I died when I saw this!

Who wouldn't want to play along??!
Okay, maybe a boy wouldn't...

Eff: Mr Scott Disick
I can't go into details but his mugshot resemblence does something for me, haha!

Marry: Lamar Odom
He's always so sweet to Khloe

Kill: Kris Humphries
He annoys me sooo much!
Thinks he knows it all!
Goodbye already!!

Linking up with The Vintage Apple

Always Awkward and a lil awesome:)

I always feel when I sit down to write this post
I have nothing to write.
Then I start thinking...
And, I severely underestimate my awkwardness.
I'm an idiot.
Plain and Simple.
If I'm not making myself laugh out loud at something I just did, while people stare at me
and wonder "why is that girl laughing at herself"?
Im making someone else laugh.
It's my superpower, oh that and creating a human inside me.
never mind.

Anywho, let's move on to my awkwardness
in bullet form because I'm feeling fierce.

  • Having man voice at work while answering the phones. Every once in a while having my voice go completely out on me and the patient saying hello 45,293 times before I can squeak out, "I'm here"
  • Having my son cover his ears and tell me to stop coughing I'm being too loud. Thanks son!
  • Trying to breathe as little as possible so I don't cough and getting dizzy.
  • my texting abilities before I can think of what I'm saying... usually only a problem in person when I use my inside voice outside.
  • don't drink NyQuil and text people!
  • Creepy men at the park with no kids watching and taking pics every time I turn around. Hello, I can hear the click on your phone. At least make it silent. I will never again say "If you like it so much, take a picture" because apparently they did.
and yes, I took a pic of them in the background.
looks like my boy is smiling he's actually squirming to get away from me:)
ps I am so white! Summer is barely gone and the whitest mexi you ever saw (besides my half mexi friend monique, haha!) comes out!

and a lil awesome

  • getting new sheets with a higher thread count! oh my goodness! I don't ever want to leave my bed! It's so warm and snuggly!
  • NyQuil and my new sheets! heaven!
  • getting to see a movie two weekends in a row! Sorry that's excitement for me. No one ever wants to go watch a movie. Yes, I have been known to go to movies by myself. During the day and at a random theatre so no one I know is there...
  • as always friends and the convos we have regardless if someones signal keeps going out and the call gets dropped 15,000 times. I'm not gonna take it personal... ;)
  • the leaves changing, the leggings, hoodies, scarves and amazing smells in the air. Fall is here loves!
FYI: when I spellchecked this snuggly is not a word, wtf, nor is texting.

That's all that I can think of for now!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I got nothing...

Kind of like the rainy days in elementary school.
Where you would play heads up seven up.
Watch a movie,
or some other random activity.
My brain is blank today...

So I'll let someone else's words fill it up today.

let it burn...

Or people watch:)

or taking your contacts out! ahhh!

usually I text faster than my brain can comprehend... urg!

Source: via Sierra on Pinterest




Finally, I know what takes me so long in the shower... They forgot something tho.

Source: via Sierra on Pinterest

I hate that I do this...


Tried changing it up and cussing in spanish... Now my son knows how to say them in espanol too!

Source: None via Sierra on Pinterest

Love this song:)

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Love me some hugs:)


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Can be combined with Nyquil too...

True story!
I like dorky people:)

Totally exciting post, huh?!
Are you still reading??

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

I sound like a 90 year old that's been smoking her whole life, uggg!

People, kill me now!
I hate being sick, urg! It's the pits.
I don't get sick very often but when I do, it knocks me on my arse!!
Every time I breathe I can feel my chest rattling.
Its not pretty folks!!

When I get up I cough up a lung.
If I could just stay in bed all day and snuggle and limit my breathing, I'd be fine...

Source: None via Sierra on Pinterest

I'll take this bed, with the exposed brick and all!
Let's lay in bed and watch musicals all day!
"Where's my Dorkus"?
Doubt any one knows what movie that's from...
I'll give you a hint, okay Im not very good at hints.

Source: via Sierra on Pinterest

Okay, this isn't a musical but another one I used to watch when sick:)

Yes, I tend to watch musicals when sick in bed.
I don't know.
It's been ever since I was little

And, I absolutely refuse to eat soup and crackers when sick.
It reminds me of when I was little and sick.

Smoothies, yummy, cold smoothies!
Please deliver!
Extra vitamin C and echinacea (sp?) spell check doesn' t know this word... dumb!

Another option, would be the shower.
It seems that's the only other place I don't hack up a lung.
A giant shower with unlimited hot water:)
I may get a lil pruny tho.

Source: via Andrea on Pinterest

Never mind. Retract my last statement!
Hot tub all day!!

Alright, back to work. I guess it could be worse.

Haha! ewww!!! 

Monday, October 24, 2011

Pinterest L~O~V~E~S

If you have a Pinterest account, you should follow me!

Or not, but if you don't you should get one!

Email me and I'll give you the hook up:)
It's super addicting, you've been warned!

The following are ones that I didn't even have a category for.
They are my loves!
I love them and I want them

Check out all of them here

Oh fall time, i love you!!

Source: via Sierra on Pinterest

Funny boys get me every time:)


I like me some mexi burritos!!

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When I'm sick, Julie Andrews makes me happy!

Big Bubble Baths:)

Source: via Sierra on Pinterest

Yes I know how to throw, yes I need a wheel!  I miss this!!


love these girls!!


how cozy do these look!!

Source: None via Sierra on Pinterest

Taught my boy how to do the truffle shuffle this weekend. Looks cuter on him than me...
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This is a must! I love it!

A little weekend re-cap

By little, I mean small amount of words
lots o' pics!

Source: via Sierra on Pinterest

Friday night consisted of seeing this lil number!
To say I was excited is a huge understatement!
I love being scared, in the theatre where there are a ton more people
Well, mostly they were annoying 17 year olds that felt the need to
narrate the entire movie...
Which I'm okay with because they were funny and apparently I like to talk a lot.
Big surprise right?

I only screamed once, but I may or may not have had my sweatshirt over my
face for 99% of the movie...

The strange man next to me even asked me to get out of his lap
halfway thru the movie, rude!
He looked scared and cold, I was just trying to help him out...

These movies are so much  better in the theatre. Watching at home with the lights on just doesn' t cut it!
In driving home I have this guy tailgating me with his brights on, thanks a-hole!
As I turn onto my street which is in the country, no other lights around, he shuts his lights completely off!
And, continues to follow me, wtf?!
All the way till I turn into my driveway.


Saturday was a Costco trip. No we didn't buy anything.
But senior buffet was up and running!
Cantaloupe really??!
Isn't there something in the news about this epidemic??
Here have some salmonella!


Clean up Aisle 17! bottle of good red wine down!!
No, I did not drop it nor did my mom, but you best believe we ran, exclaimed oh no, asked for a straw
and took a pic! My mom wanted me to take it of her on the ground...
I opted for no.

I think the samples have gone slightly down hill. All this waiting in line for just a lil something... not worth it!
I did fall in love with a chickpea spinach patty tho. Oh my word! heaven.
I may have gone back 6 or 7 times...


Saturday night I got invited out to dinner for a girls birthday who I didn't even know!
It was super fun with a bunch of cool people.
The best part was my dinner. No pics because I inhaled it and shared:)


I got my pic from a certain someone, thanks mr;)
And, dinner was paid for. All I had to pay for was my skinny rita!
Not that great. I couldn't taste the tequila.
I think I'm spoiled from my friends restaurant.
Oh wells. Still a fantastic time of laughing:)


Got my boy, my couch and Pirates 4!
This is how he decided to watch the movie, laying on my legs.
I didn't know my knees could bend backwards!
Pirates 4 much better than 3.
Although I wasn't aware mermaids were evil, had fangs and hissed.


Sunday morning consisted of waffles, bacon, eggs and tractor rides!


I taught my boy how to eat a frosty the correct way.
I think I attract weird people...
I very strange man talked with us the entire time.
I'm pretty sure he was homeless, he had a metal bar he was carrying around.
Mom meter was on and alarms were going off.
My son decided to have a full conversation with him.
This man now knows what city we live in, how old he is, his name & my name.
Cool, huh!
Why not give him our address as well son??

I was nice but very wary of him.
I'm sure he was harmless, but you never know...

And, that's all folks!
Happy Monday and besos

Friday, October 21, 2011

Fill in the blank

Linking up with Lauren @ the little things we do

1.   Nothing says fall like  the trees changing colors, pumpkin patch, halloween costumes. Leggings, scarves, boots and hoodies, oh my!
2.   My favorite autumnal tradition is carving pumpkins & making pumpkin seeds!

3.  My favorite fall treat is my mom's cheesecake! it only makes an appearance around thanksgiving, yum!

4. Fall makes me think of when I was little because we would always go to my aunt and uncles house during thanksgiving and play with our cousins:) I think that is part of my happy place. I remember the noises and smells.

5.  Autumn free form word association, go!  cool air, warm afternoons, hot apple cider, the colors of the changing leaves.

6.  My go-to outfit in the fall is  leggings, boots, hoodie and scarf
7.  My favorite fall holiday is (Halloween or Thanksgiving)  I would say Thanksgiving! Stuffing your face full of yummy food and it being socially acceptable to pass out in a food coma:)