Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Oh how Pinteresting, mustaches!

In an ode to Bradley Cooper today's Pinteresting Wednesday is about mustaches!
I'm obsessed with them.
Ironic, because I don't really like them on men...
Some men can rock a mustache, but it gets kinda awkward when kissing one.
And, let's not forget I am half mexi so the probability of acquiring a mustache in the future is high.
Thank God for waxing and bleach!
Can I hear an amen!
Until that fateful day I will have to suffice with using my hair as a makeshift mustache or
possibly thinking of getting a small tattoo of a mustache on my index finger.
Im totally being serious!

(Bradley Cooper's Mustache)

Moving on Linking up with Michelle at the Vintage Apple:)

(how adorable)


Hello adorable kitty!!!!
Source: via Sierra on Pinterest

I have a feeling my mustache would spread out further...
Source: via Sierra on Pinterest

Funny girls!!
Who wants to do a photoshoot with some stache's??
Source: via Sierra on Pinterest

Seriously, all.the.time!

mmm, delicious!

True Story!
Source: via Kat on Pinterest

I die! WANT!!

Will be making this shortly, but I think it will always remain empty:(


Peace out lovers!!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Wanna French??

French Onion Soup that is!
When I cook, I look at a couple different recipes at once.  
& I add in my own ingredients... 
Sucks when someone wants the recipe.
& when I need to make it again. 
But this soup came out so ahhhmazingly yummy!! 
I love French Onion Soup:)

Here's my rendition of french onion soup:

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Si's Frenchy Onion Soup

~2 Yellow Or Sweet Onions (forgot to take a pic of those:/)
~3 Tablespoons butter
~32oz Beef Broth
~1 teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce
~2 Tablespoons dry white wine, more for drinking;)
~Dash Black Pepper
~6 slices french bread, toasted (I used sourdough because that's what I had on hand)
~1 cup shredded Swiss, Gruyere or Jarlsberg cheese
(I used Muenster, what I had, but def get either of the three cheeses above it makes a diff)


Melt butter in large saucepan, add onions, cook, covered over medium low heat for 8-10 minutes or until onions are tender. (Or as long as it takes to take a lap around the kitchen with a hot wheels car with your son)
Stir in broth, wine, Worcestershire sauce and pepper.
Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer covered for 10 minutes (or as long as it takes to clean off the crayon on your mirror that your son drew for you)
If you don't have a child drawing murals for you, you can sprinkle the toasted bread with the cheese and place under broiler until cheese melts and turns a light brown.
Caution: do not, I repeat do not walk away from the stove no matter what happens. You will in fact burn the effing bread. Happens to me all the time!
Serve soup in a pretty bowl and throw the bread on top!
and proceed to chug the very hot liquid in the five minutes you have to eat!

**I would add garlic and mushrooms to the soup next time!
So yummy and my son even ate it!!


I am sure there are numerous renditions of this amazing soup.
This was quick and fast!


Monday, February 27, 2012

I confess

Confession Session:

I confess: I am loving one certain patient that will either A. bring me a sandwich or B. bring me a dutch bros gift card. Shes my adopted grandma:) I will get her in whenever she wants! I am not above bribery!

I confess: That the weekends are wayyyyy to short! I think my optimum work schedule would be Monday thru Thursday 10am-3pm, no lunch, just work straight thru. And get paid top dollar. I need a tip jar... See #11 on this post.

I confess: That no matter how naughty or weird my lil man is, he continually cracks me up and will always be my numero uno in my life.

I confess: I like my adventure Saturdays lately:)

I confess: Although I made fun of a few celebrities it was all in jest. The pretty people can take it, its what they get paid to do!

I confess: I get so many ideas to write on here and I always think I will remember them and poof they're gone! eff!

I confess: Most Friday nights, I am home in bed by 10... I am super cool!

I confess: As much as I complain about my boobs, I love them. If my hairs don't come out right, low cut top it is! Problem solved!

I confess: I love each and every one of my friends. I may not say it enough or see you guys enough, but from the bottom of my heart I feel blessed to have all of you in my life:)

Source: via Erica on Pinterest


Sunday, February 26, 2012

While watching the Oscars...

While watching the pretty people in the land of sunshine in front of my fireplace I decided to write down what I learned this week. 

Source: via Sierra on Pinterest

I actually have friends that anonymously read my blog. By anonymous I mean, are not signed in but still read:) Was that self explanatory, oh well.
I write this blog for my own entertainment and a release of some sorts, but like I've said before,  if I can make someone laugh that makes me happy!
These friends have started texting, commenting on facebook or coming up to me in person to tell me ideas they have for my blog. I love it, keep it comin loves! 


Redbull does in fact not give me wings...
I have hated the smell of redbull forever. 
More like bull piss if ya ask me! 
I was told I had to drink it and was told acts of violence would ensue if I didn't... 
(I may have just exaggerated that a bit.)
I had already had my cup of coffee and figured I could chug this lil can.
If college taught me anything it is that I cannot chug nor shotgun anything. 
My throat just doesn't open up like that. 
It didn't taste as bad as I thought.
I was waiting for the energy to burst thru!
I got nothing.
Not even a sugar rush, maybe it's because I got the sugar free one with the chemical aspartame...
I did get a raging headache later which I promptly cured with my Iced Kicker from Dutch Bros.
I will only be drinking redbull when there is vodka involved. Kidding!


Toilet Planking. This I give 100% credit to Maria.
Its not uncommon for us girls to get together on a Friday night and talk about bodily functions. What? We've got a nurse and two moms. You pretty much cant gross us out. Almost...
Back to Toilet Planking. If you think back to the movie Me, Myself and Irene, after Jim Carrey and the girl have sex, he goes to relive himself and proceeds to pee everywhere. Thus men placing a hand above the toilet and point their junk downwards = toilet planking. I read up on the Internet. Yeah, that's gonna look weird in my search history... It has something to do with the muscles being contracted during the erection. Totally normal! I found the answer here, kind of... I don't have any pics for this. That would be disturbing...


Last night my boy was going potty. With his pee pee, God forbid I call it a wiener. He gets all upset... Here is the convo that ensued:
Gavin: Mommy, wanna have a sword fight?
Me: Umm, no mommy can't do that. 
Gavin: Why not? You have a pee pee too? 
Me: Mommy's pee pee is different?
Gavin: Why? 
Me: Umm, I don't have to use the restroom right now...
Gavin: Oh, okay. 
I don't know how to get out of that one again! 


How and when did it become acceptable to have a 32" flat screen TV for a child in the car?? 
Okay, maybe it wasn't a 32" but it was huge!
Gavin could tell what episode of spongebob was on the screen from the backseat of my car. 
All I had to play with when I was little was an extra seat belt and my sister to annoy. 
PS. the largest TV you can get for your car is a 17", fyi

And, now to finish watching the Oscars!
So far, not digging Emma Stone's dress, totally clashes with her hair, hmmm!
Maybe if just the bow was ripped off??

Cameron Diaz looks beautiful as always and pretty sure I saw J Lo's left nipple when they were presenting... I love a good boob or nipple popping out like the next guy but why can't we get a wardrobe malfunction with one of the leading men?? Wait, the good looking leading men, whew! Didn't want Nick Nolte to throw his trousers down, now did I??!

 Oh Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig:) i love them and they're dirty lil dialogue!!
Does size matter??

The only reason Bradley Cooper should have a mustache is if he's offering mustache rides. just saying!

some men can rock a mustache, you sir cannot. Please shave it!:/

I will never think Angelina Jolie is sexy, no matter how much leg she shows! She's skeletor, I want to feed her a cheeseburger.
yes, ms jolie, we are aware you have a slit taller than i am you can stop with the weird stance. You just look like you are hiding one of the 6 children between your legs... Wait, lunges, that's what she's doing! 

Natalie Portman, always my #1 girl crush! She's gorgeous:)

My fav look of the night!
Milla Jovovich did good!:)

And since I was just blogging instead of paying attention I missed who won best actor and actress...
oops! someone help me out!

Side note: While I was trashing on the pretty people my son decided to draw a mural on the mirror, thankfully not the wall & cover himself in stickers, thankfully not feminine products.
I have a hard time not laughing.
I asked him what his punishment should be and he said "a present" ha, no son! Bed! He mumbled it was worth a shot anyways... Who is this kid and why is he so smart???

Oh yeah and tomorrow is Monday.

besos loves!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Awkward & Awesome!

Hmm, it's been awhile since one of these little things came out.
Plenty of awkward and a lil bit of awesome still happened.


My son bringing his baby mobile with him to the store and park...

...there were people staring.
But we were at walmart so we fit right in!

This may fit under awesome as well!

I fit a patient into our very busy schedule. He's a big, motorcycle riding, tattoo'd up guy. We're talking face tattoos! and he's not from around here. As he walks in I say:
"Thanks for coming so quickly" He responds with: "That's what she said" His buddy starts to apologize and I am crying I am laughing so hard!! The big guy laughs and says a pretty girl with a sense of humor! made my day!!!
Apparently I'm in with the biker crowd, good or bad thing??
Slamming one of my toes into a log by the fireplace, thus dropping my ass to the ground into the fetal position.
That poor lil toe is now black and blue and swollen as a mother!
Gavin attempted to juggle...eggs & he failed... Really?
This was after the milk exploded on him!
April 4th, they re re releasing titanic in the theatre!! I wonder if she shares the giant ass door shes floating on this time and he lives???
Finding an awesome status update from Tosh.0, I love that white boy!
How was everyone's day? Just kidding, I don't care! haha, thanks tosh.0!
Just plugged in a vanilla coconut air freshener in my room and it smells like someone sprayed my room down with Malibu rum... I'm still not sure if that was awesome or just disgusting...
Went in the back door of a restaurant for breakfast, watched The Grey, ate from a food truck, went to the dirt bike store, the junkyard, had drinks at the vagos home bar, (i was scared!) drove thru scary woods, played in mud puddles and ate some yummy Chinese food. What an awesome day! Read about that adventure here
Getting Val Dee Times flowers from my daddy-o!
He's pretty awesome!
P.S. If you are friends with me on Facebook, most of you have read these already.
It's where I document the important things...
Okay not important whatever!

Thirsty Thursday & Truths for Mature Humans

Happy Thursday my pretties!
Came across this lil diddy on Pinterest
Im sure you've seen it before.
I've found some answers to them!
These are def first world problems...

I think part of a best friends job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
(Any volunteers??)
Source: via Kathryn on Pinterest

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
(rarely am I wrong, but this is when you start correcting grammer)

I totally take back all the times when I was younger and didn't want to nap.
(somedays I would choose napping over eating)

There is a great need for sarcasm font
(true! Im actually really mean and people think I'm sarcastic)

How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
(got it!)

Was learning cursive really necessary?
(That's a hell no!)

Mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5, I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood...
(although this one should have edited their directions, a canoe??)

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they said how they died.
(I always read these, my dad has decided he's going to alter the day he died so it can be on his birthday...)

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kinda tired
(I'm a mom, Im always tired!)

Bad decisions make good stories.
(You know its' going to be a good story when it starts "so this bitch")

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know you aren't going to be doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
(umm, that never happens to me...)

Can we all just ignore what comes after blu ray?
I don't want to start my collection over again.
(and mp3, seriously!)

Im always slightly terrified when I got to exit word and it asks me if I want to save any changes made to my ten page technical report that I swear I didn't make any changes to.
(not a problem for me. Technical, ten page, huh?)
Source: via Brenda on Pinterest

Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
Which means I will never wash this, ever.
(I don't buy those kinds of clothes)

 I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
( tag you're it, and now I will purposelly not answer your call, just to prove a point...)

Source: via Ken on Pinterest

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
(this just means I can wear the same clothes tomorrow, what??)

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 
(truth, I also put first and last names. Which is difficult when I only call someone by their last name and can't remember their first name)

 I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 
(why is there not one??)

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

 I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. 
(this relates back to #7)
Source: via Shay on Pinterest

Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
(this still happens with movies I watch now and discuss with friends)

I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 
(haven't had a bag break on me yet and I am surprisingly strong!)

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text. 
(or when I'm doing my makeup, these are the only time I ever get green lights)
(If there is an officer of the law reading this, totally kidding. I would never do that...)

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 
(I don't have time to be bored or to eat, does not apply!)

 How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
(smile and wave folks)

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
(smile and wave applies here too! Except it's with my middle finger!)

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 
(umm, no disagree! They get washed every time, because they will fall of my ass if I don't. Again, no time to eat!)

Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year? 

There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

 Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 
( I think I missed the class where they taught us how to read a clock...)
I have no idea??

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my *** everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Whew, that was a lot!!