Tuesday, October 25, 2011

I sound like a 90 year old that's been smoking her whole life, uggg!

People, kill me now!
I hate being sick, urg! It's the pits.
I don't get sick very often but when I do, it knocks me on my arse!!
Every time I breathe I can feel my chest rattling.
Its not pretty folks!!

When I get up I cough up a lung.
If I could just stay in bed all day and snuggle and limit my breathing, I'd be fine...


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I'll take this bed, with the exposed brick and all!
Let's lay in bed and watch musicals all day!
"Where's my Dorkus"?
Doubt any one knows what movie that's from...
I'll give you a hint, okay Im not very good at hints.

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Okay, this isn't a musical but another one I used to watch when sick:)

Yes, I tend to watch musicals when sick in bed.
I don't know.
It's been ever since I was little

And, I absolutely refuse to eat soup and crackers when sick.
It reminds me of when I was little and sick.


Smoothies, yummy, cold smoothies!
Please deliver!
Extra vitamin C and echinacea (sp?) spell check doesn' t know this word... dumb!


Another option, would be the shower.
It seems that's the only other place I don't hack up a lung.
A giant shower with unlimited hot water:)
I may get a lil pruny tho.








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Never mind. Retract my last statement!
Hot tub all day!!
Please!! 

Alright, back to work. I guess it could be worse.




Haha! ewww!!! 

Monday, October 24, 2011

Pinterest L~O~V~E~S

If you have a Pinterest account, you should follow me!

Or not, but if you don't you should get one!

Email me and I'll give you the hook up:)
It's super addicting, you've been warned!

The following are ones that I didn't even have a category for.
They are my loves!
I love them and I want them

Check out all of them here




Oh fall time, i love you!!

 
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Funny boys get me every time:)

 

I like me some mexi burritos!!

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When I'm sick, Julie Andrews makes me happy!

Big Bubble Baths:)

 
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Yes I know how to throw, yes I need a wheel!  I miss this!!

 

love these girls!!

 

how cozy do these look!!

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Taught my boy how to do the truffle shuffle this weekend. Looks cuter on him than me...
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This is a must! I love it!



A little weekend re-cap

By little, I mean small amount of words
lots o' pics!


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Friday night consisted of seeing this lil number!
To say I was excited is a huge understatement!
I love being scared, in the theatre where there are a ton more people
Well, mostly they were annoying 17 year olds that felt the need to
narrate the entire movie...
Which I'm okay with because they were funny and apparently I like to talk a lot.
Big surprise right?

I only screamed once, but I may or may not have had my sweatshirt over my
face for 99% of the movie...

The strange man next to me even asked me to get out of his lap
halfway thru the movie, rude!
He looked scared and cold, I was just trying to help him out...

These movies are so much  better in the theatre. Watching at home with the lights on just doesn' t cut it!
In driving home I have this guy tailgating me with his brights on, thanks a-hole!
As I turn onto my street which is in the country, no other lights around, he shuts his lights completely off!
And, continues to follow me, wtf?!
All the way till I turn into my driveway.
creepy!


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Saturday was a Costco trip. No we didn't buy anything.
But senior buffet was up and running!
Cantaloupe really??!
Isn't there something in the news about this epidemic??
Here have some salmonella!


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Clean up Aisle 17! bottle of good red wine down!!
No, I did not drop it nor did my mom, but you best believe we ran, exclaimed oh no, asked for a straw
and took a pic! My mom wanted me to take it of her on the ground...
I opted for no.

I think the samples have gone slightly down hill. All this waiting in line for just a lil something... not worth it!
I did fall in love with a chickpea spinach patty tho. Oh my word! heaven.
I may have gone back 6 or 7 times...



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Saturday night I got invited out to dinner for a girls birthday who I didn't even know!
It was super fun with a bunch of cool people.
The best part was my dinner. No pics because I inhaled it and shared:)

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I got my pic from a certain someone, thanks mr;)
And, dinner was paid for. All I had to pay for was my skinny rita!
Not that great. I couldn't taste the tequila.
I think I'm spoiled from my friends restaurant.
Oh wells. Still a fantastic time of laughing:)


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Got my boy, my couch and Pirates 4!
This is how he decided to watch the movie, laying on my legs.
I didn't know my knees could bend backwards!
Pirates 4 much better than 3.
Although I wasn't aware mermaids were evil, had fangs and hissed.


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Sunday morning consisted of waffles, bacon, eggs and tractor rides!
:)


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I taught my boy how to eat a frosty the correct way.
I think I attract weird people...
I very strange man talked with us the entire time.
I'm pretty sure he was homeless, he had a metal bar he was carrying around.
Mom meter was on and alarms were going off.
My son decided to have a full conversation with him.
This man now knows what city we live in, how old he is, his name & my name.
Cool, huh!
Why not give him our address as well son??

I was nice but very wary of him.
I'm sure he was harmless, but you never know...

And, that's all folks!
Happy Monday and besos
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Friday, October 21, 2011

Fill in the blank


Linking up with Lauren @ the little things we do

1.   Nothing says fall like  the trees changing colors, pumpkin patch, halloween costumes. Leggings, scarves, boots and hoodies, oh my!
 
2.   My favorite autumnal tradition is carving pumpkins & making pumpkin seeds!

 
3.  My favorite fall treat is my mom's cheesecake! it only makes an appearance around thanksgiving, yum!

 
4. Fall makes me think of when I was little because we would always go to my aunt and uncles house during thanksgiving and play with our cousins:) I think that is part of my happy place. I remember the noises and smells.

 
5.  Autumn free form word association, go!  cool air, warm afternoons, hot apple cider, the colors of the changing leaves.

 
6.  My go-to outfit in the fall is  leggings, boots, hoodie and scarf
7.  My favorite fall holiday is (Halloween or Thanksgiving)  I would say Thanksgiving! Stuffing your face full of yummy food and it being socially acceptable to pass out in a food coma:)


Whats that one word for an evil lil imaginary creature that runs around and hides things from you??

I have an evil minion!

That lil guy is chasing me all over the place.
He is slowly driving me crazy(er)

So far this week he has taken my keys, sunglasses, wallet, patient charts as well as my brain.
How he got the brain is beyond me!
While searching frantically for these items, I end up finding them in the most obvious places.
Brain is still MIA
I swear he's laughing.
I know its a he because a female wouldn't do this sort of crazy thing...
Never mind, it's a female.

Woman! C'mon give me a break!

So in looking up a minion on my favoritest website
I came across these creatures...


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Umm, he doesn't look evil or mean in any way, shape or form.
what the heck??
He actually looks kinda cute.
If he asked nicely I may be willing to give him my keys, sunglass, wallet and brain...

Or is that the point?
Source: imdb.com via Sierra on Pinterest

And, now I will have to see this movie.
Apparently minions = cute and adorable.
Huh, whodda thunk??

Okay, cute lil cuddly thing, be nice and I will get you whatever you want, mmkay?? 

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Boobies, the twins, ta-ta's, fun bags, etc...

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I'm sure that title got your attention!

Since it is Breast Cancer Awareness Month:)

"They" say to write about stuff near and dear to your heart.
Well, literally my girls are very near my heart!

Let's see I'm 28, almost 29, eek!
and have lived with the very large girls for most of my life.

I'm not joking I went from an A cup to huge over night. Well it seemed that way.
I have always had trouble finding a bra that fit awesome!
Tiny back and big boobs.
Before I worked at Victorias Secret, I was told no one has boobs that big naturally.


I told her she could grab mine if she wanted.
These bad boys were all natural.
I may have made a man waiting for his wife fall off his chair when I said that.

I know what you're thinking. Victorias Secret is so spendy!
Too much dinero!
They are worth ever penny!
Everywhere else, the straps hurt, the straps fall off, my twins escape, etc...
I want the ta-ta's to be secure in their confines.
I don't want my cups to runneth over!





Not to say that my girls haven't gotten me out of many a ticket, free coffee and numerous other things.



This by far, is my absolute fav bra from V/S. The Nakeds.
Its so comfy and cozy!
I actually sleep in it some nights, which is a bad no no in bra land.
Apparently you are supposed to give your bra 24 hours to have the elastic go back to normal before wearing again...

I went to go buy my fav bra the other day to find, they are not carrying it in stores anymore.
Effing figures!
I find something I like and they discontinue it:(
I checked online. It's there for a mere $31.50!
Way cheaper than in the stores but you pay shipping, grrr!

My boobs and I have a love/hate relationship.
Some days I love them and want to showcase them, other days I wish they would disappear.

Guys don't get it!
Maybe if they had to wear a nut hugger all day and continually had to adjust themselves, oh wait...
they already do that...



No truer (that's a word, right??) words have ever been said!

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Hmmm, I wonder which girl the guy will pick??



Exactly!






















My bra does come in handy for holding things.


Spare food for later, lip gloss, money, cell phone.
You'd be amazed at the end of the day with what falls out of there:)




Really??! There's just no excuse for this...



Nuff said:)


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Zombies eat brains, that explains so much!

Hi friends!
So, last night in my dreams/nightmares I fought off zombies all. damn. night!
Talk about a sleepless night.
Then a lightbulb went off and I thought to myself.

Self: You should write a blog about this!
Self: You are a genius!
Self: I know:)

I have such good conversations with myself. Most of the time I keep them in my head...

Needless, to say I have ideas bursting out of my head on how to survive a zombie apocolypse.
Dont laugh, it's gonna happen!
How appropriate with it being Halloween soon!
Sidenote: I have no idea what I will be nor my lil man for halloween...
Procrastination at it's best people!

I never finish anyth...

Shiny things distract me. I need to work on that one!
Case in point, as Im typing this I'm doing 45,000 other things.
And I wonder why Im frazzled??

Back to Zombies.
I love a good horror movie! Like, love!
But, no one ever wants to go watch them with me:(

Warning: These are my ridicuclous thoughts with pictures from Pinterest to accompany them.
In no way am I at all serious...

Source: piccsy.com via Sierra on Pinterest


I love this movie! If you don't know where it's from, I'm not sure we can be friends...

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Gonna make you think twice before hanging out with me, huh?
Hey, self preservation at it's finest!

Some things that I will need in my survival kit include, but are not limited to:
Guns, duh!
A cute redneck guy that knows how to work a gun.
Why a redneck? They know things! Or someone in the navy, army or marines. Again, cute because if we have to re populate the world, well you know!
Redneck guy must come with a dog. Very Important!! Dogs hear things humans can't.
Make friends with expendable people... Now I sound mean. If we're all running I don't want to be the slowest! sorry, it's just the truth!
Find someone in the medical field to hang with. You will need them. Not picky, vet, nurse, doctor...
Always know where your keys to the car are. This one I will need to work on... I always lose them.

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This girl knew where her keys were and it saved her after the adorable zombie girl from next door took a chunk out of her hubby's neck. Way to keep it together chick!

I'm thinking during the zombie apocolypse, coffee will not be readily available. That is a serious downfall... Illegal drugs will have to suffice. Find someone that can make legit drugs or know where they are.

Most importantly food. Im sure at the time I will think of food last, but we will need it! If we can somehow find a way to dig under or end up on the roof of a costco that would be awesome. That is always in my dreams. I like to aim high!

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Which brings me to my next necessity. Paint. Apparently Zombies can't read in the these movies. I'm gonna go with it. Walking dead and all, not that smart... Find someone in your posse that can tag a wall up and spell correctly. I will shoot you if you spell something wrong... Just sayin!

Another important thing to bring along that I learned in the movie The Book of Eli. I hated that movie but still. A bible! Its one of the oldest books. Gotta bring that along.



As I type this furiously, I know I am leaving out vital necessities that will come in handy. Please feel free to add to it.

And just so you know, if you get bit. I will not hesitate to shoot you right between the eyes! I would hope you would do the same!