Friday, January 27, 2012

I failed.

Tried doing this from Pinterest last night...




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It was a big fat fail.
It just looked like someone punched me in both eyes, hard!
Why does it look perfect on her and I just look like a back alley hooker that got rode hard and put away wet??
PS: Love her eyebrows, want them!

Peace out!
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Friday's Letters..

Warning, some of these letters may not all be rainbows and butterflies...
I may be a lil bit cranky this am.
Im feeling off.
Being a girl and thinking with girl brain.
Speaking of that!

Dear Girl Brain, Ugg, I hate you and your thinking sometimes... Can you just give me a break, puhhlease?! Dear Pinterest, thank you for being around! Last night I got to make a super cute scarf with my bestie and will be sporting it tonight out dancing:) Dear Bestie, thanks for braiding my hairs last night! I now know how to fishtail it like a mo fo! That doesn't mean I won't be stopping by tonight and having you do it. My fishtail looks like a blind person tried to braid it with their feet... Dear coffee, please start to work. Im tired and cranky and need an emotional boost! Dear friends I am so excited to go dancing tonight. I don't know what I am more excited for! The loud, obnoxious music, sweating or watching other people grind on eachother and drop it low that should not be dropping it low... or wait, peeing in the disgusting bathrooms! Yep, totally gonna hold the pee tonight! Dear my lil man, you get bigger, taller and smarter every day. I can no longer pull the wool over your eyes. You remember everything I say! I love you to pieces and you are my favorite! 


Linking up with Ashley
Happy Friday Loves!
Lets make this day go by super fast, mmkay??!

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Bacon Tampons, a Kardashian being a Simpson & more exciting stuff I found on the internet!!

I am always amazed at some things I find on the Internet and hear out in the real world.
Real world being reality TV and all that hooplah!
Def not politics. 
Don't want to put you peeps to sleep out there! 
And, go! 

{1}
I am shocked! Okay not really, not at all. 
I'm sure a man came up with this one to get more action down south... 

{2}
I thought they were so in love! 
The got married every year for 6 long years...
Made adorable babies:( 
Whats this world coming to?

{3}
This girls amazingly funny, hilarious blog! 
She says everything I want to say and doesn't bleep out her cuss words! 
Go ahead, check her out and I dare you not to laugh!! 

{4}
Back to reality TV.
Just when I think the Kardashians can't get any cooler...
Not really that was total sarcasm
Although I love watching them, it is a total train wreck. 
They must be running out of stuff on them 
to print this.
If it does turn out to be true, I'm not surprised!

{5}
I'm gonna raise my hand and say I'm exhausted as well!
Do I get to go to an expensive resort and relax?
Hell to the no! 
Do I have chefs/ personal trainers/ nanny's/ personal assistants
to organize my every move?
Then how is she "exhausted" 
Eat a burger! 

{6}
The guy that makes me bust a gut when I watch him...
Another reason I love me some bacon;)
but wait, I have to stick it where??


Something to make you laugh, if you haven't already been laughing...


And, that's all Ive learned this week!
Don't you feel smarter??! 
Don't answer that...
Besos;)
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Oh how Pinteresting...

Sometimes, I hate being a girl!
Do I really need to bloat so big that I look like Im carrying a four month fetus! 
The top of my pants have been unbuttoned for the past week.
Im giving inanimate objects dirty looks for making annoying sounds
&
am considering ramming people with my car because they're being dumb dicks and don't deserve to drive. 
My boobs hurt every time I move and my cups runneth over. 
Don't even get me started on the mass consumption of chocolate that I've been devouring... 
Lets hope I don't gain ten pounds in a week.
So, who wants to hang out with me?? 
Anyone??
Didn't think so.

So, lets get started on the things that made me smile this week on Pinterest
Head on over to The Vintage Apple to see some other pins

I got one of my best friends hooked on Pinterest this week! Yay!!
I love getting someone hooked on a good addiction:)











Yeah, there's no hostility here this week...
Stay on my good side and you'll be A-ok!

Source: google.ca via Sierra on Pinterest

Have you ever tried those ones at costco and dipped them in chocolate.
An old roomate of mine may or may not have made a batch for just us to eat whilst watching American Idol



Making these this weekend.!
I tend to make mass amounts of food. 
I forget it's just me sometimes:/


I had already made this little diddy, but never thought to add tofu to it!
Amaze!!


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I feel your pain Drita!
These b@#$$#& never understand.
My dream of being a mob wife were shattered today when my boss told me that I couldn't date anyone in a gang or affiliated with the mob...
Really boss man??!



Option numero uno for wearing my hairs in my friends wedding


Option numero dos for the bridesmaid hair on my head


In LOVE with this! 
I want this tattoo'd on my finger, maybe??
Also loving the glasses...


Will be doing this for my boy! 
Although he will be wearing a real fake mustache:)
We like to rock mustaches in our house!
See here and here 


Loving this lil number and accessories for my friends rehearsal dinner:)

That's all for this week! 
Loves!!



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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

I confess...

I confess:
This kinda makes me feel good in a good catholic girl kind of way.
You know without walking into the creepy closet and talking to the masked person  priest behind the screen.
That used to creep me out to no end.
Why couldn't I talk face to face to someone about my "mistakes" I'd done?
Why did he have to hide behind that screen??
Always made me feel ashamed about what I was telling him and then,
when I had to go out and say my hail mary's and our fathers, I'd fake it.
I felt like I was being watched and so I just moved my lips...
Whoa, that was a lil deeper than I planned on spilling.
Sorry God!

I confess:
I can't keep up on my Hulu Queue:/
Every day something is being added & I have better stuff to do than stay up till 1am watching this stuff. ;)

I confess:
I love our paper shredder at work.
Why is it so fun to shred paper??
&
the cute lil crinkly paper that comes out of it!!


I confess:
This gloomy weather is giving me the blues!
Like not wanting to get out of bed blues, urrrg!
Source: instagr.am via Tom on Pinterest

I confess:
I rarely eat red meat but am super excited for the ginormousness (itsaword) of the burger I am having at lunch with two of the funniest girls I know!
Source: i.imgur.com via John on Pinterest

I confess:
I got a missed call yesterday from the mental hospital, so I called them back.
Then  I listened to the voicemail.
Apparently, "Becky" missed her appointment and they were concerned, oops!

I confess:
I hate calling insurances and talking to India.
They don't understand me!!



 Happy Tuesday Pretties!!

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Monday, January 23, 2012

Friday Nights, Friends and Good Food

Nothing better than after a long week, hanging out with your friends and laughing:)



Where everybody knows your name!





Actually, we are, in our own little demented world we live in!! 



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What is love??

Love ~ noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
noun
1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5. (used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?
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Is it a promise? Is it forever? Can love change? People grow up and want different things. How long do you fight to hold on to that? Do you sacrifice your own happiness? Shouldn't loving be easy?




Shouldn't a touch or look send fire thru your soul?



People change, situations change, you grow up, want different things...
I found this post in my drafts pile. Apparently I couldn't finish it.
Now I can.
I want love, the kind that hurts so good love... ;)

The Band Perry ~ All Your Life

Would you walk to the edge of the ocean
Just to fill my jar with sand
Just in case I get the notion
To let it run through my hand
Let it run through my hand

Well, I don't want the whole world
The sun, the moon, and all their light
I just want to be the only girl
You love all your life
You love all your life

Would you catch a couple thousand fireflies
Yeah, put them in a lamp to light my world
All dressed up in a tux and bowtie
Hand deliver to a lonely girl
To a lonely lonely girl

Well, I don't want the whole world
The sun, the moon, and all their light
I just want to be the only girl
You love all your life
You love all your life

Lately I've been writing desperate love songs
Mostly I sing them to the walls,
You could be the center piece of my obsession
If you would notice me, I
Ohh yeah

Well I don't want the whole world
The sun, the moon, and all their light
I just want to be the only girl
You love all your life
You love all your life

You love all your life
Life
Yeah

That's all, just some thoughts on L.O.V.E...



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