urg, tummy troubles:(

This is how we spent our weekend.

Sick in bed:(

I did not envision my Friday night to be hovering over the toilet.

The bathroom floor is frigid!

Luckily my amazing mama took care of little man for me.

Although every once in a while he would crawl into bed,

put his hand on my forehead, tell me I was burning up and that his kisses would

make me better:)

He would turn the TV on and hit play and we watched endless hours of sponge bob (kill me), elf & polar express.

My daddy made me fires and mama brought me food!

They're pretty amazing!

I got worried texts from California and pics to make me smile!

Thanks for those mr:)

Here it is Monday and back to the grind!

T-Minus 6 days till Christmas

(haven't bought a single present yet)

T-Minus 11 days till New Years!

(pretty excited about that one!!!)

Happy Monday Loves

Besos!

dirty old men, x rated movies and doughnuts...

This post comes with a warning...

Do not read this if:

A: You don't like hearing or talking about adult movies.

B: You have a weak stomach when it comes to bodily fluids.

C: You like doughnuts

I guarantee you if you like doughnuts now, you will not like them after reading this.

Apparently some of my friends find this story amusing.

I, at the time, did not!

I used to work for a Video Rental Place

This said video rental place had a lil back room that had a curtain.

 

 

Most people that are smart enough just steal them off the Internet, or download them for their viewing pleasure...

 

The type of clientele that would come in for these movies was older men. We had dvd and vhs movies.

It was a great day when we got a big shipment in of new movies!

 

Occasionally we got the younger ones in. The ones that were embarrassed and would run back there real quick grab the movie and make a beeline for the register.

 

We liked to make it a torturous experience, by letting them know they had already rented this particular movie 42 times...

 

There were cameras in the room. Some guys didn't want to spend the $7 on the movie.

They decided they could just look at the peecatures and have some "fun"

 

 We would scream for them to zip up there pants or we were coming in there.

That usually backfired and they wanted us to come in there.

 

We had to clean that room often and thoroughly...

Ugg....

The room was right next door to a donut shop.

 

How do you clean semen off the shelves in that room you ask??

Hot water and bleach!
Armed with a full body suit, gloves and a mask we would take turns cleaning, gag, the shelves off.

 

Want to know what happens when hot water hits dried semen??

SLIME!

Its disgust, I'm gagging thinking about it!!

 

So that room smelled of doughnuts and spooge slime when we had to clean it.

I, 6 or so years later, cannot eat a doughnut without thinking about porn.

 

Hungry now??

 

I live in a small town, you wouldn't believe the people I would recognize returning these movies.

It embarassed them more than us.

We would just smile:)

 

That is the short and sweet version of that story...

 

Did you enjoy that?

Yeah, me either.

blech!

You are my sunshine

When life gets tough, I tend to focus on the negatives.

Then, I hear from a friend something that has happened in their life.

Something that hurts my heart
And, all I want to do is take their pain away,

make them not hurt,

heal them.

But, I can't.

Then only thing I can do is be there for them.

No matter how far away they live,

how little we talk.

That doesn't make a friend.

Quality over Quantity.

I don't have all the answers, crap, I rarely have one of the answers.

Life is a dance and you have to know the choreography in order to make it out.

I know everything happens for a reason.

I believe in that.

It's easier to believe when it's the good, but then the bad comes along.

You ask:

Why me?

Why Them?

Last night, my son was being unusually clingy.

Don't get me wrong, this boy likes to snuggle.

But it seemed like he needed it more than usual.

So, I put my computer down, my phone on silent, turned the TV off and gave him my undivided attention.

I rocked him, like I did when he was a baby.

My big boy doesn't fit in my arms like he used to:(
I actually missed him being a lil one...

He asked me to sing him my special song.

No, not the Thong song or Baby got back...

Yes, I do know the words to those songs as well, but that's for a different time and place.

No faith guys, I tell ya;)

Its really hard for me to sing this song.

It makes me cry, for some unknown, ridiculous reason.

My mom used to sing it to me when I was little and to this day, if she sings it I start blubbering like a fool. 

You are my sunshine.

I always tell my son he is my sunshine, and he asks:

"When skies are grey"?

Even when skies are grey he lights up my life:)

So, I sang it and sang it again and then really listened to the words in the second verse.

"You are my sunshine,

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are grey.

You'll never know dear,

how much I love you

so please don't take my sunshine away".

"The other night dear

while I was sleeping,

I dreamt I held you

in my arms.

When I awoke dear

I was mistaken and I hung my head

and I cried... "

Sad, right?

Today, I send my love out to my dear friend. I may not be there physically to hug you

and to help you through this time in your life.

Please know that I am thinking of you constantly and sending you good thoughts.

You are an amazing mommy, a wonderful wife and a great friend!

I love you to the moon and back!

I know it 's hard right now, but all in good time.

besos!

Glitz & Glam!!

It's that time where we get to share our goods!

Not those goods, ya pervs!!

The goods we got from our blogger swap!

I love getting anything in the mail that doesn't have to do with bills.

Cards, magazines, free samples and presents!!!

I didn't even have to wait till Christmas to open this one either!

When I heard that Raven & Lindsey

were getting a gift swap together I knew I had to be a part of it!!

I got paired up with Molly in Kansas.

 I was super excited to learn more about this pretty girl!

Newly engaged and planning her wedding!

We exchanged emails and got to know each other a lil bit.

Apparently her stalker skills are stellar!

She did an amaze job on finding me some supa cool finds!

Let the peecatures commence!

Apparently she figured I'm a lil obsessed with E.L.F. Makeup products!
Okay, maybe a lot!
Nail polish, lip plumper lip gloss and eyeshadow!
She was even thoughtful enough to include a card.
Sadly, I forgot:/ Sorry Molly!!



Polish for the piggies!
Red Velvet with a top coat of Golden Goddess


Metal Madness by E.L.F


Royal Purple with Golden Goddess!
This one was my fav!
I usually hate painting my nails because I cant sit still long enough but
the polishes dried super fast!!




I love the eyeshadow and eyeliner!!
The lip gloss my bomb.com!
I don't know if my lips needed plumping but hey they looked amaze!

I also got two other goodies!
There's a lil somethin somethin cooking in the oven!!

I had an awesome time getting to know molly and found another awesome blog to stalk follow:)

Besos loves!

Oregon or Orygun

Please don't ever call it that. I'll smack you!
Even if you are from here, it is not acceptable to go on Jay Leno or David Letterman
and mispronounce the state you are from just because you think you are cool...
No that anyone from our little town ever said that.


Anywho, I thought I would tell you a little about the state I call home, Oregon.

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Some random laws of Oregon:
You can read them Here for your state as well!

{1}

One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.

(Okay, so no lifting weights while driving??)

{2}

It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

(noted!)

{3}

Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

(Well, where am I supposed to put them??)

{4]

A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

(umm, so what's the necessary time period?)

{5}

Dishes must drip dry.

(oh man, I've been doing this one wrong!)

{6}

It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.

(What if I yell it??)

{7}

Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

(Because it's sinful?)

{8}

One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,”

(i.e. nothing, right??)

And on to the pretty of Oregon!

Southern Oregon is close to:

The Rogue River

Rafting, Fishing, Swimming

It's amaze!

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Mt Ashland

Skiing, Snowboarding or just making snow angels!
or lets go drink some hot cocoa in front of the fireplace and snuggle!

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The Beach!

Careful, the water is usual freezing!!

If you're brave and like to pee in your wetsuit

then you're icky, but can surf!

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And then there's Ashland, Oregon

For the granola eating hippies.

I kid, I wish I could live there!

Hey, girls don't even have to wear shirts!

True story, it's a law!

The Shakespearean Festival

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Lithia Park, Ashland

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Crater Lake

Hike, Bike or just pack a picnic:)

Crater Lake is known to be the deepest lake in the United States and the seventh deepest in the world.

Whoa!

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Vineyards everywhere!!

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Diamond Lake

Hike, bike or paddle boat around it

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The Oregon Caves

See Stalagmites and Stalactites...

Yeah, I still remember, boom!

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Or, come enjoy some coffee!!

Home of the Famous Dutch Bros, aka best coffee everrrrrrr!



Come visit me and lets hang out! :)

We've got our ducks, quack, quack!
Yell-O!

Source: goducks.com via Sierra on Pinterest

And, we've got the beavers, yeah whatever...

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Oregon Motto:

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Oregon State Dance: Square dance
That must be why they made us hold hands with
the sweaty boys in P.E. and learn this dance...

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Oregon State flower
The Oregon Grape, mmm wine!

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Peace out rabbits!

besos:*

Molly, the package is in the mail!

Well, technically the package was in the mail on Monday...

I'm just a lil late posting this.

I love receiving mail other than bills!

I think we should go back to the day when we sent handwritten letters!

I even get excited when I get magazines in the mail.

I can't wait for my package to arrive and share it with you guys!

When I think of a package going in the mail, I think of the movie with Jim Carrey.
He's doing cartwheels on the box and shaking it.
You can hear that something has broken in it.
He kicks it down the hallway...
Ring any bells;)

Molly, I hope that the package makes it to you in one piece!
and that you love everything.
I might have for a minute thought of keeping it for myself...
:)

It's on it's way Molly!!



~Thanksgiving and Black Friday Shenanigans~

Our turkey day was pretty uneventful.

The yummy smells in the kitchen were amaze!

I get my love of cooking from my mama.

She loves to cook and makes amazing food!!

On the menu were brown sugar yams, mashed potatoes, green beans, cranberries marinated in Grand Marnier, stuffing and amazing turkey!! 

I never finish anything on my plate, but Thanksgiving is defintely an exception.

Stretch pants and all!

Didn't even have to unbutton the pants;)

My pretty mama with her turkey:)

And, that is all of the pics from turkey day that I got.

Apparently I was too busy eating all of my food and then the food coma that commenced afterwards!

But then came Black Friday!

I've done the whole get up super early wait in line and elbow people out of the way for a few measly deals.

I wasn't in the mood for that.

Then, my friend

Aly from Single Mommy Quiche 

and I decided to hit up Fred Meyer and get some socks.

Sounds exciting right??

Well, its the only time of year I buy socks.

Their socks are 50% off!

Everyone in the family gets socks for Christmas!

We met bright and early, 7am, and were ready for the crowds!

There were two rounds of shopping. One at 7am and one at 10am.

The 7am one was cake. The older women came out at 10am and they were vicious!

They refused to move, and would park their carts right in the middle of the aisle.

Lesson learned that day. The younger ones are nicer than the old ones!

He's super jazzed to be up at 7am shopping with me for socks...

Socks, upon socks, upon socks!!

time to wait...

We found ways to be entertained :)

Free doughnuts and apple juice!

= happy boy, mama looks ti-red!

and someone got some new rain boots!!